5WHA!
WHO thefuckdoyouthinkyouare
- I ain't shit, yo {like u}
- i don't like when people tell you who they are. they should just show you. i look forward to showing you that i'm not just pompous, i'm psychopompous {yes, this is a Jung joke. if it made you notice the rising water levels in mallworld's restrooms, chuck Charon's coin into my casket ↓ also, there will be more psychology jokes…sorry}.
WHAT thehelldoyouthinkyouredoing
Conferring {grey market} Certificates of Curiosity in Transgressive Studies. Transferrable to zero. Applicable to one. {yes, this is a topology joke. if it made your function climb toward the limit and you haz coin, I haz bukkit coffin; put it in ↓. also, there will be no further math jokes. i quit math at calculus because the boys were mean and i haven't healed that wound yet.} ...and i know my joke is wrong. that's your welcome mat, sad{math}boi
WHEN doyouplantostartactingyourage
I am. You can be a sensible 40-something, sipping your Kirkland Signature Chardonnay on the patio. I'm being a feral 40-something, slamming Monsters in the 7-11 parking lot because I actually am pretty tired but I have so many sad bois to play with...
WHERE areyougoingwiththis
?, Mondragon, and the defendant side of small claims court.
WHY areyouactinglikethis
It's a long story. It's a love story; it's a lack of love story. The Caritas type of love. No, no, not the Carnitas type – that's actually Eros, I think. {receive psychology joke. deposit coin ↓}
...and to you, sad{theology}boi, standing there with your mouth agape: caritas existed before the Church. there's your welcome mat.
HOW doyouplanondoingthis?
I'm gonna wing it.
~*~ Imagine Saraswati larping as Kali. Can I say that? Probably not but I think that's my methodology. >sorry<
~*~ Seriously: we're just going to try hanging out in the places where we've taken compatible damage. If it's something I've repaired before, I try to help you; if I haven't, we try to help each other. It's beautiful. Hug me and leave a monetary donation on your way out.
Accreditation
I watched Accepted and thought: SHIT, I can do that for feelings. And hours days of vibe code and "I'll just fix the fucking thing myself" later, here we are. Actually, it took weeks. I trip in rabbitholes - come with? I'm trying, dude.